Likes + Dislikes in Fic
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capitu nudged me into writing one of these :)
This is a rather detailed list of all my favorite and not-so-favorite things.
Things are about to get NSFW, folks...prepare yourselves, and enjoy! <3
Hi there! So here's a USER'S GUIDE to my favorites/non-favorites.........
<3 = an extra super favorite
bolded things = the main item on the list
unbolded text below the bold stuff = the explanation of the bolded thing
CAPS LOCK/italics = EMPHASIS
......
OKAY BYE.
Favorite HP Pairings....
Harry/Draco
-The real MVP’s. The true OTP. You can’t go wrong here.
Albus/Draco <3
-I cannot even begin to express my love for this ship. This is a personal favorite and fics of this pairing generally leave me a feeling like a gooey pile of happiness, but also very hot and bothered. I adore this pairing in any number of ways, but I particularly like a more aggressive and snarky Draco.
Albus/Scorpius
-This is just so sweet and pure and set up for success and true love <3 I don’t mind if they bicker lots, I don’t mind if they are lovey-dovey AF, I’m good with just about anything.
Draco/Albus/Scorpius
Remus/Sirius
Dean/Seamus
Pottercest (in many varieties)
-James/Albus
-Teddy/Albus + Teddy/James but especially Teddy/James/Albus <3
-Charlie/Teddy
-Harry/Draco/Teddy
-----I just adore Teddy with basically everyone?
Cross-Gen Pairings
-But I am not into Scorpius in cross-gen stuff (except Al/Scorp/Draco)
Non-HP Pairings.....
Derek/Stiles from Teen Wolf
Magnus/Alec from Shadowhunters
Plotty Things I like…..
HAPPY ENDINGS
-If it doesn't end happily I will be sad
Sassy banter + humor
-Especially for Harry/Draco
-UST <3
Age difference <3
-(Within reason) But I don't mind large gaps
Pining
Obliviousness
PWP
-Who doesn't love a good PWP?
POWER PLAY
Tattoos <3333
-I am such a sucker for this. I also love to draw tattoos <3
Height Difference
-YASSSS
Tropes + Cliches....
Stuck in confined spaces
(Ironic because I’m claustrophobic xD)
Being bound together somehow + Bedsharing <3
-I especially love if they hate it at first but then fall for each other
Boss/Employee
-I just adore power dynamics
-Co-workers
-Especially if they end up having sex at work :D
Roommates
First Time
Innocent vs. Very-experienced dynamic
-Did I mention how much I adore power dynamics???
I-didn’t-know-I-was-gay/bi-but-then-I-met-you
-It's a classic, am I right?
I-thought-I-hated-you-but-omg-I-actually-love-you
Room of Requirement
-Whether for sex or just as a meeting place or really anything. I just love the RoR
Spin-the-bottle <3
-This is a personal favorite
Dancing together in a club
-Especially if one of them watches the other dance first, and then them getting caught up in each other while they dance is very good :)
-Veritaserum
-Teacher/Student
-Tailor/Customer
-“Bad boy” character (ie. leather jackets, nail polish, eyeliner, skinny jeans)
-I like when Draco is the bad boy in a H/D pairing, or when Albus or Teddy is the bad boy in other pairings
-Legilimency + finding out that they want you
-Sirius’ Motorcycle
-Taller!Draco
Smutty Things I like……
RIMMING
-Give me a fic with rimming and one of my favorite pairings and I will love you forever. It’s always always always been my favorite thing in fic. <333333333333
Kissing <3
-I like when my couples kiss lots and lots. Give me alllll the descriptions of kissing and how much they love it, yes please.
-Also, nose, throat, forehead, ear, and shoulder kisses are a YES <3
Blowjobs
-Especially on the knees
“Shouldn’t be doing this”
-Stole this frombirdsofshore but I didn’t know how else to phrase it, and this is for SURE a favorite <3
Fingering + foreplay in general
-Fingering is especially lovely after sex as well
Voyeurism
-I love this more than I care to admit
Lap sitting/grinding
Semi-public sex
-Having a risk of getting caught is A+ in my book
Semi-clothed sex
-Usually one fully dressed and one fully undressed partner
Legs over the shoulders position <3
-this is the best position, please write more stuff with it :D
Giving instructions during sex
-"Now touch xxx..." "Faster..." "Stop" = very good
Praise!kink
-Everyone deserves a little bit of praise, don't you think?
-Also, I love when this coincides with instructions AND an age gap :D :D :D
Light bondage
-mainly just wrists tied together or tied to something else
Tasteful spanking?
-Does that even make sense? I don’t like it in excess, but it can be really great sometimes?? I am a bit picky about this.
Blindfolds
Kissing/Licking everywhere BUT where they want it
-Also kissing freckles/moles is <333333333
Sleepy sex/waking someone up with sex + somnophilia
Cuddling/sweetness after intense sex
Desk/Table sex
Topping/Bottoming
-I don’t have a preference when it comes to Harry/Draco, although I feel like I often enjoy top!Draco more
-I prefer the younger character to be the bottom in cross-gen fics (younger!bottom)
-In general I don’t have that many preferences with top/bottom dynamics
Squicks....
Abusive relationships
-I really can’t handle reading about serious rape or abuse. I do not like to read about serious physical or mental abuse. I am okay with dub-con to an extent, but it depends on the situation.
Self-Abuse
-I don’t do well with suicidal thoughts/attempts, self-harm, serious depression, etc.
Gore
-I don’t even watch horror films because blood and I are not a thing.
Death
Homophobia
I’m not fond of....
Unhappy endings + Too much angst
-I am a wimp and I don’t like sad things, okay? Just let me enjoy my happy endings in peace.
Mpreg
Infidelity
Lack of height difference
-Ridiculous, I am aware. But in my brain, someone’s gotta be taller!
Excessive Dirty Talk
-I just get bored if it goes on and on and onnnnnnn (unless it’s very well-written)
Harry with anyone that’s not Draco?
-Just not my thing
Het-slash
Femslash
-The irony cracks me up, because I actually like women. But it just always feels forced and strange??
Super long fics
-Unless they are just too amazing. In general, I tend to like shorter things.
A/B/O Fics
When no one gets prepared for sex but they magically have penetrative sex anyways?
-Hi there! Nice to meet you, I am a realist. I’m all for safe-sex and preparation <3
Breathplay/Choking
Good lord.....Well, there you have it, folks! I am blushing quite a bit at the moment. I hope you all enjoy this. If you survived through that whole post, I applaud you! *applauds* Please let me know if we have similar interests! Thanks for reading :) Try not to judge me too hard.
ALSO, thank you to all the wonderful people I’ve been messaging! You guys are being so kind to me and I could not be more grateful for your warm welcome.
-Capri <3
capitu nudged me into writing one of these :)This is a rather detailed list of all my favorite and not-so-favorite things.
Things are about to get NSFW, folks...prepare yourselves, and enjoy! <3
Hi there! So here's a USER'S GUIDE to my favorites/non-favorites.........
<3 = an extra super favorite
bolded things = the main item on the list
unbolded text below the bold stuff = the explanation of the bolded thing
CAPS LOCK/italics = EMPHASIS
......
OKAY BYE.
Favorite HP Pairings....
Harry/Draco
-The real MVP’s. The true OTP. You can’t go wrong here.
Albus/Draco <3
-I cannot even begin to express my love for this ship. This is a personal favorite and fics of this pairing generally leave me a feeling like a gooey pile of happiness, but also very hot and bothered. I adore this pairing in any number of ways, but I particularly like a more aggressive and snarky Draco.
Albus/Scorpius
-This is just so sweet and pure and set up for success and true love <3 I don’t mind if they bicker lots, I don’t mind if they are lovey-dovey AF, I’m good with just about anything.
Draco/Albus/Scorpius
Remus/Sirius
Dean/Seamus
Pottercest (in many varieties)
-James/Albus
-Teddy/Albus + Teddy/James but especially Teddy/James/Albus <3
-Charlie/Teddy
-Harry/Draco/Teddy
-----I just adore Teddy with basically everyone?
Cross-Gen Pairings
-But I am not into Scorpius in cross-gen stuff (except Al/Scorp/Draco)
Non-HP Pairings.....
Derek/Stiles from Teen Wolf
Magnus/Alec from Shadowhunters
Plotty Things I like…..
HAPPY ENDINGS
-If it doesn't end happily I will be sad
Sassy banter + humor
-Especially for Harry/Draco
-UST <3
Age difference <3
-(Within reason) But I don't mind large gaps
Pining
Obliviousness
PWP
-Who doesn't love a good PWP?
POWER PLAY
Tattoos <3333
-I am such a sucker for this. I also love to draw tattoos <3
Height Difference
-YASSSS
Tropes + Cliches....
Stuck in confined spaces
(Ironic because I’m claustrophobic xD)
Being bound together somehow + Bedsharing <3
-I especially love if they hate it at first but then fall for each other
Boss/Employee
-I just adore power dynamics
-Co-workers
-Especially if they end up having sex at work :D
Roommates
First Time
Innocent vs. Very-experienced dynamic
-Did I mention how much I adore power dynamics???
I-didn’t-know-I-was-gay/bi-but-then-I-met-you
-It's a classic, am I right?
I-thought-I-hated-you-but-omg-I-actually-love-you
Room of Requirement
-Whether for sex or just as a meeting place or really anything. I just love the RoR
Spin-the-bottle <3
-This is a personal favorite
Dancing together in a club
-Especially if one of them watches the other dance first, and then them getting caught up in each other while they dance is very good :)
-Veritaserum
-Teacher/Student
-Tailor/Customer
-“Bad boy” character (ie. leather jackets, nail polish, eyeliner, skinny jeans)
-I like when Draco is the bad boy in a H/D pairing, or when Albus or Teddy is the bad boy in other pairings
-Legilimency + finding out that they want you
-Sirius’ Motorcycle
-Taller!Draco
Smutty Things I like……
RIMMING
-Give me a fic with rimming and one of my favorite pairings and I will love you forever. It’s always always always been my favorite thing in fic. <333333333333
Kissing <3
-I like when my couples kiss lots and lots. Give me alllll the descriptions of kissing and how much they love it, yes please.
-Also, nose, throat, forehead, ear, and shoulder kisses are a YES <3
Blowjobs
-Especially on the knees
“Shouldn’t be doing this”
-Stole this from
birdsofshore but I didn’t know how else to phrase it, and this is for SURE a favorite <3Fingering + foreplay in general
-Fingering is especially lovely after sex as well
Voyeurism
-I love this more than I care to admit
Lap sitting/grinding
Semi-public sex
-Having a risk of getting caught is A+ in my book
Semi-clothed sex
-Usually one fully dressed and one fully undressed partner
Legs over the shoulders position <3
-this is the best position, please write more stuff with it :D
Giving instructions during sex
-"Now touch xxx..." "Faster..." "Stop" = very good
Praise!kink
-Everyone deserves a little bit of praise, don't you think?
-Also, I love when this coincides with instructions AND an age gap :D :D :D
Light bondage
-mainly just wrists tied together or tied to something else
Tasteful spanking?
-Does that even make sense? I don’t like it in excess, but it can be really great sometimes?? I am a bit picky about this.
Blindfolds
Kissing/Licking everywhere BUT where they want it
-Also kissing freckles/moles is <333333333
Sleepy sex/waking someone up with sex + somnophilia
Cuddling/sweetness after intense sex
Desk/Table sex
Topping/Bottoming
-I don’t have a preference when it comes to Harry/Draco, although I feel like I often enjoy top!Draco more
-I prefer the younger character to be the bottom in cross-gen fics (younger!bottom)
-In general I don’t have that many preferences with top/bottom dynamics
Squicks....
Abusive relationships
-I really can’t handle reading about serious rape or abuse. I do not like to read about serious physical or mental abuse. I am okay with dub-con to an extent, but it depends on the situation.
Self-Abuse
-I don’t do well with suicidal thoughts/attempts, self-harm, serious depression, etc.
Gore
-I don’t even watch horror films because blood and I are not a thing.
Death
Homophobia
I’m not fond of....
Unhappy endings + Too much angst
-I am a wimp and I don’t like sad things, okay? Just let me enjoy my happy endings in peace.
Mpreg
Infidelity
Lack of height difference
-Ridiculous, I am aware. But in my brain, someone’s gotta be taller!
Excessive Dirty Talk
-I just get bored if it goes on and on and onnnnnnn (unless it’s very well-written)
Harry with anyone that’s not Draco?
-Just not my thing
Het-slash
Femslash
-The irony cracks me up, because I actually like women. But it just always feels forced and strange??
Super long fics
-Unless they are just too amazing. In general, I tend to like shorter things.
A/B/O Fics
When no one gets prepared for sex but they magically have penetrative sex anyways?
-Hi there! Nice to meet you, I am a realist. I’m all for safe-sex and preparation <3
Breathplay/Choking
Good lord.....Well, there you have it, folks! I am blushing quite a bit at the moment. I hope you all enjoy this. If you survived through that whole post, I applaud you! *applauds* Please let me know if we have similar interests! Thanks for reading :) Try not to judge me too hard.
ALSO, thank you to all the wonderful people I’ve been messaging! You guys are being so kind to me and I could not be more grateful for your warm welcome.
-Capri <3